About Alexius

Alexius as he probably looked in Earthly life.

Approximation of his appearance. This may or may not be a female tiger. Alexius is male.

Kingdom: Animalia

Phylum: Chordata

Class: Mammalia

Order: Carnivora

Family: Felidae

Genus: Panthera

Species: P. tigris

Clan: Unknown

Full Name: Alexius (“The Tiger”)

Location: 1 Town House Row, Tiger Heaven

Religion: Doesn’t need one now that he’s in hell.

Interests: human culture, his own death, writing, habitat destruction, and newspaper comics

[Editor’s Note: Alexius and I share some personal history, dating back a few years when he lived on the Earth. Now, after being mysteriously killed before his natural life span expired, he is dedicated to communicating his thoughts on human culture, tiger culture, and the bizarro nega-zone where the two overlap. I, his humble human editor, am proud to present his writings relatively uncensored.]

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