Species: P. tigris
Full Name: Alexius (“The Tiger”)
Location: 1 Town House Row, Tiger Heaven
Religion: Doesn’t need one now that he’s in hell.
Interests: human culture, his own death, writing, habitat destruction, and newspaper comics
[Editor’s Note: Alexius and I share some personal history, dating back a few years when he lived on the Earth. Now, after being mysteriously killed before his natural life span expired, he is dedicated to communicating his thoughts on human culture, tiger culture, and the bizarro nega-zone where the two overlap. I, his humble human editor, am proud to present his writings relatively uncensored.]